F It List: Part one

Some people have a bucket list… I have a f#$& it list.

1. Run a marathon. Why on earth do people do that?
2. Travel! I’m happy right here on my couch, thanks. Plus, the real housewives go everywhere worth visiting, so I’ll just watch that.
3. Plastic surgery. I prefer squashy. And droopy. I’m sure the husband agrees.
4. Straightening my hair. Curls are better.
5. Being a boss or manager or whatever. Too much pressure!
6. Starbursts. Gross.

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